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“What do you mean you don’t want me going out like this? I can do what I want. Plus, that sounds like something a jealous boyfriend would say, not a big brother. Don’t be weird.”

“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”

chalriepace:humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

“I was told by my sex ed teacher that masturbating by clenching my legs together would damage my uterus due to the pressure. Do you know if there’s any truth in that?” That sounds like bullshit to me. Your body’s pretty flexible

pussymodsgaloreBDSM bondage and pussy beating. Pain games. Trussed up like that she is fully exposed and unable to do anything about it, even yelling is not going to do a lot of good!(A video with sound of this would be great but I have been unable to

I went round to my friends house who knows about my sissy habits and she made me put on her Halloween costume and pose for photos then made me stay like that all night long. (true story)Sounds like fun you pretty gurl! I would have made you do the same

irispoplar: Joker cucked ? (Though does it even count, Harley was a bit of a whore in the comics if i’m remembering correctly? And selling her body sounds like something the Joker would do) This is something I’ve wanted to do for a little while,

texasboyi35: holegirl: hascum: naughtyjulz: skinnyslutgirl: Please tell me it all ;) I would love to know Mmmm Oh pls do. Sounds like fun Ask me!

thisyearsgirls: “You and me together would be like a four alarm fire in an oil refinery.”“Sounds cozy.”

chalriepace:humansofnewyork:“So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say

hotkinkycoupleuk: Admit it guys, how many of you would love your wife to do this to you? “Admitting” makes it sound like you’re ashamed of it - this feels fucking wonderful

Sounds like something my pug would do haha

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

wifeincharge: This sounds like fun, we’d love to hear what you would all do with me. Message us.

Hi everyone! It’s been a long time and I hope you’re all doing fantastic. I miss posting Texts Between Gems, but on the bright side I’ve been achieving things in real life that I am extremely proud of. My university has allowed me to become a full-force

I love that I could go back to any point in my ‘adult’ life and say “Hey, you might draw porn of conjoined twins rubbing off an alien cyclops” and my past self would just say “Yeah, that sounds like something I’d do”.

ask-atherian-films: just-shower-thoughts: Male unicorn genitalia should be referred to as “Majesticals”. @whatsa-smut this sounds like something you would do… I can confirm this.

small-penis-hangout:She is doing you a favor by letting you stab her repeatedly with your little needle dick, and damned if you still don’t fuck it up. Sounds like something I would do.

mrasmus: thisistheupside: WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

pizzaotter: notlostonanadventure: books-and-cookies: iasus: I wish Ari would do acting again :( this was honestly a religious experience Ariana Grande could honestly be Starfire in a Teen Titans movie Half the time she sounds like Kermit :/

kobresias:mirronx: squish-this:jaubaius: Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him. I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

more-meme-than-man: I really just do not understand the ultra-rich. Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take ็ million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s

joviantwelve:luxwing:luxwing:I think it would be funny if wizards could change the sound effects of their spells like ringtonesI cast fireball and you bet your ass it sounds like fart reverb#you can do this in paper mario the thousand year door for the

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

more-meme-than-man: I really just do not understand the ultra-rich. Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take ็ million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s

books-and-cookies:Do you think J.K.Rowling is waiting until 2019 to publish a new Harry Potter book in order to give every fan the opportunity to say: I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT! Cause that sounds like something she would do.

cornflakepizza: ladyamc1897: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE

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graceybird: graceybird: My Garnet figure fell for the 345473th time and I squawked out “Garnet!” when I heard it hit the hit the desk. My roommate commented “It’s a good thing Garnet sounds like darn it.” Darn it Garnet. I love it. I hope

sissyramie: jessica-dwt: slutcandie2: ande09: sissycynthia: shemalehypnosis: reblog if you suck* Sounds like fun, where do I sign up? When and where I would!!!! And I have!!!! jessica-dwt: Where is the problem? I like when people is watching

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malachidavenport: I mean it sounds like something that would be much more fun with alcohol. … So coming to congratulate a friend on publishing a book isn’t something you would want to do unless there was alcohol?

americangothgirl: stayven-carnivale: sudden-mischief:stayven-carnivale: Longing for a girl whose clothes I can steal. In exchange she can walk around in my shirt and no pants. This is basically what synklar and I do. It sounds like I would envy your

ohitsjustgreg: fkaloverrtits replied to your post: “i used to talk to fuck with a dude named gregory but i used to call…”: Sounds like some shit a white girl would do lmaoEw I would tell her to never do that again. Gregorio is only pulled of in

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

cuteiswhatido: First experience with suppository was good. I made a decent sized poop in my diaper, all squishy and soft. It felt really good. Next time I’m going to do it on very full bowels though. That sounds like it would be much more fun, and

cuteiswhatido: First experience with suppository was good. I made a decent sized poop in my diaper, all squishy and soft. It felt really good. Next time I’m going to do it on very full bowels though. That sounds like it would be much more fun, and

nawtymumma: redskylover:Not only would I fuck it but I would probably eat before I fucked it. And then even after I fucked it I might eat it again. That sound like a good time to me! I’d fuck it front and back doors and then do it all again

acetier: ok so ask-stitches-suzuya has this headcanon that suzuya uses old outdated dad phrases and i couldn’t help myself bc that does sound like a thing he would do and maybe this is an excuse to draw him with shinopapa bc who else would he have

silentbutgolden: ohh-esa-putita: I would like someone to eat me out while I’m doing my homework. That sounds like a plan. I would do this.

sissywhiteboy4bbc: silentbutgolden: ohh-esa-putita: I would like someone to eat me out while I’m doing my homework. That sounds like a plan. I would do this. Would love to hear from any Black women that would like to use a white boy like this!

whentherestrouble: littlebrattylissa: fuckmeandabusemedaddy: daddyslittleprincesswetwet: lol definitely sounds like me reblogging again just because I love it and I want to and I can do what I want and I would so way do something like this :D This

i-hate-chick-fil-a: the US would never That sounds like socialism and we here in merica don’t like that non sense over here Vote for Sanders! Imagine a country where banks and corporations do as government says & not the other way around.

staci399: daddyslittlefaggotbitch: mywifessissyslutslave: mytgirllifeinwriting: sissy-slut-roxy: sissyamandaforblacks: destinycox015: So much fun It would be fantastic! Yes it does Its a must ! xxxoxxx Sounds like fun would do multiples and

odinsblog: When I was a kid 4 or 5 years old an old white man offered me some bubble gum if I would sound like a monkey. Today as a grown man I feel like trump is doing the same thing to west. The SAD part is trump knows west will fall for it very

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

mywifessissyslutslave: mytgirllifeinwriting: sissy-slut-roxy: sissyamandaforblacks: destinycox015: So much fun It would be fantastic! Yes it does Its a must ! xxxoxxx Sounds like fun would do multiples and take it all over like a good cum slut

Sounds like some shit i would do

exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

Sounds like something you would do ;p

420lovebug: nunnarynip-the-snippyvixen: little-hylian-witch: wolfcrux: white-wid0w: sounds like that would fuck you right up Jesus hahahah that’s either a wonderful or a horrible idea Considering what cannabis can do, and what absinthe is made

pan-pizza: LOKI IRL ISSUE 2 is out I always pictures Loki sounding like Pegasus from the 4kids Dub of Yugioh, Grave Robber from REPO the Genetic Opera, or just me doing that radical sounding voice I do in my videos. ChewPoe as Keith David would work.

books-and-cookies:Do you think J.K.Rowling is waiting until 2019 to publish a new Harry Potter book in order to give every fan the opportunity to say: I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT! Cause that sounds like something she would do.

iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would

kissdogs: if your name was dogs you could write “dogs” on the top of your papers and it owuld look like dogs were in school with people and doing pretty good. anyone who talked about you would sound like they were using messed up grammar to be

greenstudies:Do you even know how lovely winter would be if we could nest and rest like nature intended? It gets dark soon and we’re sleepy because we are supposed to sleep a lot.Let me sleep a lot covered in blankets

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